frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed, via souffflegirl)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via afuckingcastleintheclouds)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via thenamedones)

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

(via inbox)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(via shrapnel-chan)

mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you

(Source: jersey-11, via a-little-insane)